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Oooh. Someone else's project. CP

I drove up from Florida with a friend after winning a BAT auction. We were lured in and stayed for the night. What a weird place. It’s as if the place was designed to be sad. I’m sure if I were to have hit the room with a black light I would have seen a pentagram of jizz.
Still have a bunch of fireworks though.  

Switching to public radio jazz (wbgo out of Newark -check them out) was the best move. To me, jazz is all new but also kinda samey so it’s perfect background. They also go funky on Saturday mornings. Customers love it. The classic rock station would play the same songs on a 4 hour loop, every day. Maddening. 

The car craves electrolytes

Only once actually. She's not into blood at all but wanted didn't tell me at the time.

Aww, that was 2nd date with my wife. 

Mr. Magoo should be the new Tesla pitchman. 

you can pico your friends, and pico your nose but you can’t pico your friend’s nose.

I think of him as a featherless, cold bird. 

Agreed. I would totally hit on his mother. 

Would you want to take it on a cross country trip? 

I drove the 3 wagon 6spd, premium package.  Just didn't feel right for compared to the Civic Sí.  Felt kinda floaty. On paper it was a winner for the options and features.  Just didn't translate for me. It was a brown wagon and I didn't buy it. 

Is that why I was offered a chalupa on my way to the bathroom at the bar last night? 

Did Fitzgerald pull away with the guy on his hood thinking he'd get out of this situation?  What was his endgame?

I got more Louie than him!@

Speaking of curves... Meow

Nice looking truck, but that tiny bed and v6 is a deal killer.

Hello Br't. 

Over medium. White is nearly firm, yolk runny.

Wow, that ‘84 sounded amazing.