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Cool. You in Stuy Town too?

Shame. That’s a great show.  I want to be their friend!

As pointless an exercise as running itself. 

Oh, and keep the plates for a few days. 

When I sold my car, one of the potential buyers showed me he was serious by texting me a picture of the money. He also called me sketchy when I didn’t want to drive to his place after work to deliver the car. Middle of nowhere. I just didn’t want to get murdered then raped.

Swap the wheels and we'll talk. I know nothing of this market ..NP

It’s more Pb than Ti. 

The funniest stand up ever.   Nobody gives more.

Hindsight, even with his corrective glasses on is probably not going to be 20/20

Do have to supply my own pseudoephedrine or does the truck come with enough to get my first cook going?

This is much more useful than the Gerber Baby Shart

This is much more useful than the Gerber Baby Shart

Stephen Hawking has been suspiciously quiet as of late. What is he hiding?

I love the vid of an eagles fan flipping his scarf over his shoulder and then actually eating horse shit. 

It made it to the rink.  What more do you want?

Are these road legal? Brodozer trucknuts.

Are these road legal? Brodozer trucknuts.

I really just want a Galloper II.  Are those importable yet?

Meals on wheels in Peru

I’ll be seeing that grill in my rear view mirror soon. Probably with high beams on.

Witch Taint fucks everyone’s girlfriend

What were your other cars? Need something for scale.