Dumb fish. You call that traffic?

Likeapussyfart

She could have gotten away with it if she didn't go around the block 2x

750il protection.  Duh.   

All that one person must be so upset. 

Bored Housewives want you to fly them now!

Delta Lounge. My wife has an Amex Platinum from her parents. She gets in for free and they cover my $30 entrance fee. If I’m there at 6 am, I’m eating $30 worth of oatmeal. If it’s 6 PM, it’s $30 worth of booze. 

I was on a Turkish Air flight to Tel Aviv last summer out of JFK. We left the gate and after 30 min of taxiing went back to the same gate. 3 large Turkish men got on and escorted off a guy that was so drunk, he probably thought he was in Istanbul. The bad part was when the flight crew tried to find his luggage. That…

Seems alright.... Not sure about those quilted seats

I see him as a blurred lines kinda guy. 

That Z died 5 years ago. Some say you can still see them on moonlit nights on buy here pay here lots.  

So your mummy sent you a mummy card. Gotcha

This was the same as my bar mitzvah experience. Minus the 8' sub.

Slow muffled clap 

Slow muffled clap 

are you being followed by a datsun of similar vintage ala T.G?

Those aren't crooked.  They're hand laid.   

Wow, they made it uglier

8am to Omaha? I would have started much earlier.  

Sounds like you’re in the palm of big glove!

Sounds like you’re in the palm of big glove!

Sickness for the thickness, eh?