Or worse.  You could have been late.  

All the design elements work on their own, but when all together...nope.  

I live in NYC. I have owned 2 cars.  Both manuals.  

I could totally see a lazy/woke sex ed teacher putting this on in Sept and napping through the semester. 

My shit is currently purple but doesn’t smell anything like rainbow sherbert.

My Aunt would always get those stickers when she would come to visit and borrow my grandmothers’ car. Somehow it was always my job to scrape them off. Soapy water, razor and elbow grease.  

Not really a hack, more of a shrug. 

Now you can have mediocre deli coffee at home.  

Now you can have mediocre deli coffee at home.  

End of days.  This has to be one of the signs.  

Nope!

Very little for scale in this photo

Acura legend always looked good.  6spd available!

Why 1948 of them? 

I want this ad to disappear.  

Hey! Who put this anvil in my trunk!?

TL/DR

Hasn’t Jersey suffered enough? Can we just cut the moorings and let it float away?

I can describe current owner to police sketch artist with surprising accuracy.  

Jeez those things are scary

Jeez those things are scary

BOO THIS MAN