Why would he run? Can’t they keep this between themselves? Nobody was hurt (I hope/assume) and it seems like he can swing the repair bill.

I thought it was Last Man on Earth. Dang.

“I’m bad with money.”

You really know your Belgium facts. Why?

The only Blankenship that gets my vote is Kenny from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

Might be cheaper in the long run to just to buy them a giraffe

People that slam car doors.

I’ve been in Lyft/Uber cabs in NYC in better shape.

I thought he was Rob Delaney

I remember an interview with the host of Hoarders. He said one of the things he’d always see was target bags full of shit. Something about them. Maybe the bullseye?

At 85 mph.

Shadows are all wrong.

We all agree that it will be priced between $2500 to $1.25 mil.

Since I’ve switched to just deoderants I feel like I’ve been sweating less.

Whoa. Dark.

He should move. You can’t survive that close to the sun for long.

Is that guy getting a parking ticket?

Bathroom scale was the design inspiration.

is there a house and car key attachment? I’m very busy and want to lose everything as quickly as possible.

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. Not strong enough for me to pay $2 though.