That radiator mishap sounds incredibly painful.  Bet you’ll be sure to wear a shirt while wrenching from now on.

Tell me more about this neon suit warehouse.

Maybe that’s the reason for the muffler delete.  Built-in soundtrack.

3, going on 4, years old and only a 27% depreciation on a luxury SUV/van that pretty much continually gets new hardware updates every model year (not even including that the original owner got the $7,500 tax break)? Just get the new one at this point and get longer range / better performance for 27% more money with a…

GAAAAAAH

“I think you might be right, Arthur. These superheroes don’t seem very superheroic. They don’t even have sidekicks, chum!”

You know what would make a great superhero show for Amazon? A live-action version of The Tick.

Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity?

“We used Pedo as an abbreviation for pedestrian back in South Africa.” - Elon after being sued for libel by the robot.

I am black and think the same thing? But I also paid money to see Soul Man in theaters when I was a teenager.

Seriously? You don’t know who Jesse Jackson is?

Who?

I’m a bit of masochist, and so I had three of those. I experienced various problems, as one would expect. And twice blew timing belt, which causes very expensive damages. I ended resorting to replacing timing belt/tensioner every 20k miles, which sounds ridiculous, but it was a cheap insurance. It’s a mighty…

I’m a big Alfa guy

Seller: “Please do your homework.”

Since Top Gear has told me everyone should own an Alfa at some point in their life, this one seems like a good choice. It checks all the right boxes with 200HP, Recaro seats and sweet 90's ground effects. Yes, I realize it could turn into lawn art as soon as I get it home, if not before then, but it would look good…

I would only buy this if it got me out of the gray.

I’m with you. The silhouette teasers had me cautiously optimistic. This met the lowest of my expectations.

Crab people, crab people, look like crabs but talk like people

Holy shit, no. If you want a Cadillac convertible, this is the one you settle for, not the one you lust after. A worse example of a better car would be the better buy. It has some kitsch value, but $13,500 is too much for kitsch.