Spoken like somebody who’s never been to New York. There is NO traffic in New York right now. Even curbside parking is available, which, trust me, as a car owner in New York, is something absolutely unheard of. Closing a few streets would affect essentially nothing traffic-wise, and it would have the key benefit of…

I’d usually say nuke NYC from orbit, but de Blasio’s plan will be just as effective without the lasting radiation or nuclear fallout.

My grandfather bought a Versa. He spent most of his life in Soviet Russia, my mom keeps joking that he bought the Versa because it reminds him of the cars from his younger days.

Yeah they're free cars, but there all Nissan Rogues.

As long as everyone caucuses wisely at the Neiman Marcus accessory wall, I will be happy.

Sorry.

I had to Google that shit. Still not 100% sure, but I guessed the same as you.

Is this the one where the guy in the space ship sees what are obviously the aliens’ space suits and OUT LOUD says “Space suits!”? Because that was really dumb.

The body of the message described the tragic failure of his wife’s luxury Jeep SUV:

Reselling it less than 6 months after they bought it, just trying to get their purchase price out of it, is warning sign enough even without the shady misrepresentation of the miles. Lying about the miles on it makes it look even worse. CP at any price from this seller.

The BaT auction includes information that the car had a new speedometer/odometer installed, the old one showing 77k miles and the installed one was done showing 12k miles. The BaT seller included the old odometer with the car, so it’s not like the new seller doesn’t know. The seller is clearly representing the car…

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

“we need your Land Rover”

“For your contribution, here is a check for $10,000....but for some reason our accounting department issued checks for $15,000. Just deposit the check, mail us $4,000 cash and keep and extra $1,000 for your troubles.”

Yeah, that’s fine...unless someone comes up with 6minuteworkout.net...then they’re in trouble.