You know what else got started on a Thursday? A terrible NFL tradition.

Unions are really having a rough week.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

No one cares about that. She’s white.

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Lifelong runner and t&f fan here, not to mention someone who’s generally acknowledged to have a massive vocabulary (obnoxious but true). And you definitely just taught me a new word with thinclad. Thanks.

What will you do with your Pulitzer?

It’s starting to seem to me that there is a direct correlation between the fear of minorities and the lack of them in one’s vicinity. Not as a hard and fast rule, but... you know.

You know you are too old to do that when the response is not offense but rather confusion.

I said it during his “poor adjuct” series. You never hear from someone with a PhD in economics complaining about not getting paid more.

Having been on a few search committees, it was always weird to me the temperature in the room on job hopping. I think it’s generally a good call and totally respect it, but there are some full time staff who haaaaaate the idea of people only being around for 12-24 months instead of “really treating this as a start for…

Unleash the furries

To people like this, #1 and #2 are the exact same thing.

Just think how many millions of voters across the country couldn’t vote for Romney because of that man standing there!

You give jokes a bad name.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

Fowl

I like this dog and this bird.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?