The only reason the contracts aren’t guaranteed is because the NFLPA is a shitty union and folded when they had their D-Day. The MLBPA forced the cancellation of the World Series when they had theirs, and thus, they make the money most commensurate with the revenues they generate.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I employ a strategy of being far too boring, mundane, and blandly anonymous. Hacking me would be like hacking an empty manila folder. Works like a fucking charm, man!

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Hodgson’s thinking. Shit. Vardy scores a worldie. If I don’t pick him now I’ll be crucified. How am I going to get Roonpig back in now.

Is there anything greater than watching huge bears walking on their hind legs? I submit to you that there is not.

If he hadn’t resigned, they would have marched him straight to the Gallows Pole.

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

Is it a bad thing that I can't tell there is an accent?

This is the way to do shade. Acknowledge reality.

Lombardi could cut loose in front of a microphone or a reporter. All of this pales in comparison to what he said about the Playoff Bowl — the NFL’s third-place game that run entirely in the 1960s.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

It was written in Comic Sans.

All those idiots signed that petition and they still couldn’t get a fucking Dr. Pepper.

Of all the Nets things the Nets could do, I think this would be the Netsiest.

or learned to divide by three

Also remember that the State Senator (George Petak) that cast the deciding vote to approve Miller Park (after repeatedly stating he would vote against it) actually DID get voted out of office by a recall.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

You hit the nail on the head with the second statement. For many of these people, making money is their “hobby”. It’s what they do for “fun” and many times they have no other interests. They are just fortunate that their interests are directly rewarded with what makes our economy tick. People like you and me get our…