it a $99/year fee to be in on it, but people within the service spend $139/month on average buying toothbrushes and TVs and all that stuff

No because we don’t know when the party starts

Hello welcome to Jalopnik you must be new here we have cars and engines and things that go fast too please stay awhile

Sales of new Audis and M model BMW’s will plummet.

O mighty and eternal Celica GT-Four, we come to you in times that try our souls. Please show us the way. Grant us your wisdom.

You have never been more attractive to me than you are right now. Let the Trump-felchers make their own auto site w/ what passes for humor and balanced commentary in the conservative world; I’m more than happy than w/ the well-rounded Jalopnik I’ve enjoyed for years.

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

That’s how I pass in Forza.

Blame Jeremy Clarkson. He’s the one who started calling them “flappy paddles” in the early 2000's on Top Gear. It doesn’t take long for one of the most popular TV celebrities the in the World to say something that catches on.

Yeah, let’s hope we have reached peak progress.

Honestly, I kind of respect Verstappen for not giving a fuck. He saw both Hamilton and Rosberg cut corners and gain an advantage without getting penalized, and he didn’t get any penalty while the race was still on. So why give up the position?

Texting is a real problem in (what I assume is) Australia. Still love this motorcycle cop video.

LeNoThanks.

Depends on the person, I suppose. In general, I think cars are almost always better.

Cars are a multi trillion dollar industry with global reach and political importance. This is literally writing about auto news.

STOP THE INTERNETZ PEOPPLEZ! STOP ALL THE INTERNETZ!! MRFORD HASNT WATCHED THE RACE YET!!!!1111

Ah, yes. Mixed them up. I honestly have no idea. I’ve only gotten a few emails saying I was accepted as a leader and to start preparing content for the November launch. From what Wilman and Clarkson told me, they don’t have all the details figured out yet. They are focusing on the show right now.

That thing is sweet! I love Lego stuff!

STOP. PLEASE. This isn’t Craigslist.