Brilliant legal analysis, Justice Gordon. It’s no wonder why you were president of the Harvard Law Review.

“I do not consent to medical procedures for the purpose of collecting evidence, now and in perpetuity.”

Maybe you can fake unconsciousness for the police, but the ER will figure it out, and it will probably not be an enjoyable experience.

It’s the police, so it’s ok ::sarcasm::

Video title says Veyron but I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Are you in CA?

Meanwhile in South Texas Google likes more expensive prey

I would like to acknowledge the genius of this header GIF.

Weed is legal for recreational use in CO. Correlation?

It’s almost like buying brand new plugs resulted in having a set of brand new plugs! Brilliant!

Oh shit I never though of that! GENIUS!

I put one in each of my 3 lighters so I save FOUR times as much (7000%). Smart.

So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?  

I’m not sure it was a planned strategy so much as it was a general understanding that he and Warren were the biggest targets from a polling standpoint and Warren has done a lot to insulate herself from being vulnerable to policy attacks based on her work to put out a bunch of well-designed proposals on various policy…

My car is two years away from drawing their full social security benefits without penalty.

Yeah, when you could the less earning power with the exploding consumer debt problem— it’s ugly.

My car is old enough to have 2 kids, a messy divorce, and a questionable Tinder account.

Yeah my theory is everyone's advisers told them not to pick fights with Warren so they went for who they thought was the next biggest threat on that stage. 

Eh. The problem O’Rourke is facing that those guys really aren’t is that people know who he is. Neither Ryan, nor Delaney, nor even deBlasio have any illusions about their chances to be in this race by the time South Carolina votes, let alone by Super Tuesday or (haha) the convention. O’Rourke has a hugely effective…