Ginormous Squid

Porsche drivers also

California DMV: Hold my beer

I don’t think an autonomous vehicle can obtain an operator’s license. I only say that because the Florida DMV is so awful. I’m certain a Muskmobile can pass the tests. We should really be focused on how all these Floridians are licensed and not mentally present at the wheel.

Oh god, we already have Florida Man and Florida Woman. Who thought it was a good idea to add Florida Car to the mix!?

Self-driving cars vs Florida Man.

Am BMW driver. Can confirm.

Probably less wiring than a BMW tho. 

This joke isn’t funny, ocayman?

I Cayenne’t believe I chuckled at this.

Notice what isn’t failing? The manual transmission.

Will they work on the other half of the problem, that tuition is ridiculously high and risen way past rate of inflation in the last 40-50 years?

If it happens, do you call 911?

Owners of the 17 or so manual Cayennes must be very happy with their choice right about now.

The potential for the cars to roll away is due to the bushings that are part of the connection between the gear shifter and the gearbox, which, the documents say, “may detach.”

License plate bracket says, “My other car is also grounded”

I could easily squeeze my Fit in to the left of that Prius.

Gotta get that plane sitting at an angle out. 

Black Hole Squid would be a good one, nothing can escape