SAD.

Trump promised to drain the swamp. Instead, he’s elevated and fasttracked corruption to a level that would’ve made Nixon blush. Even the bullshit from the two Bush admins doesn’t come close. (Except for the whole WMD-war-thingie.)

2nd gear:

“Somehow got even worse”

Red Starburst are still pretty good.

Perhaps the better question: is there anyone less qualified? 

Here we go again, Patrick George and his salad shooter of lies can’t get anything right! I’m threatening tariffs because tariffs threaten threatening tariffs under threat of tariff threats that are threatening to tariffs! GET IT RIGHT failing Jalopnik!

4th gear - just more american exceptionalism at work! This is fine. This is all very fine. McConnell is hte single most influential american of this century. Good country we got here. 

4th Gear: One more quality story from yet another Federally Protected Swamp Creature.

Carnival Cruises also offers “midship amusement” in several forms. I’ll take this since there’s no risk of arrest or venereal disease.

Sounds like you got a Beat down

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Damn it... I already ruined myself...

I better not bother this person then

Well, we all know who is directly responsible for this! Elon Musk. He telepathically forced the driver to hurl himself into the back seat and video the car in autopilot. Which, of course, everyone knows that Tesla 100% sells as fully functional and ready to go-go-go! When will every single Tesla on the road be…

Just tell everyone.

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I for one, love space savers here in Boston. I have parking so I never use one, but many people use milk crates. I love milk crates, they are so great for storage and its hard to find the old-school robust ones anymore... Except in Boston! I scooped up 3 milk crates left in the street like garbage last winter!