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All cats are in superposition at all times. 

I think that’s more for the souls he’s punishing

“Kristen and I’s unanimous opinion”

A place called “Tailgatrorz” seems like a home for cracker Florida fans. Avoid for all reasons at any costs.

My reading of it, based on the general tone of the article, is that not being in favor of trans athletes competing against women is considered oppressing.

All Dodge Omnis are shitty. It’s just sometimes the exterior fails to reflect their inner shittyness.

It’s more than a little disingenuous to claim be providing additional context without also mentioning this little gem:

I am curious whether it is possible to have a good faith debate about this or, if it is so charged and everyone is so entrenched in their positions, if it isn’t.

It may be worth mentioning that 20-25% of ALL fires in the US are auto fires. Leaking fluids and elec are the most common. And this leads to TSB, if the manufacturer finds an issue w/ your vehicle please get the recall done. My current car has has 3 ABS recalls that lead to potential fires.

Seriously. Toilet time is the best time.

I just can’t agree with this part:

Florida here, screw engine oil I’m fixing the AC!

“We are committed to supporting our customers in every way possible as they identify and replace these potentially non-conforming tracks,” Kevin McAllister, president and CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, said in a statement.

With a precedent like this set I think I might make a fortune from Lakefront brewery in Milwaukee. The brewery is on a river, not a lake.  Talk about misleading!

In the end, does the location of where a beer is brewed really matter? Seems like in these cases most people had no clue and drank it all the same.

Ah yes, the Highlander mandate.

It’ll make the oral arguments more interesting…

What happens every 25th year with the remaining victors?

Look, the highlight of my day is a nice relaxing dump. I’m not ever going to be one of those 30 second poopers that run in all grunting and heavy breathing like they’re delivering triplets. I just want to sit there, relax and just let it happen. Catch up on some reading, maybe review my day. Then come out feeling like

After I got my first hemorrhoid, it changed how I view and interact with strangers. I used to think people were being rude, impatient or angry because they were bad people. Now I just assume they have a torn anus and all their behavior makes sense.