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If we are going to get technical, Ferdinand Porsche designed the two prototype Maus tanks for the Nazis.  However, it was such a horrendous piece of crap and it served to divert valuable research resources away from other potentially more successful projects, it could be considered aiding the Allies.

If Ferdinand Porsche built this car specifically for the German government in 1939, then I would agree that it is Nazi memorabilia.

What is idiotic is the same people who support this law is against another bill that provides funds to police departments for de-escalation training because the money will go to police (WTF!?)

$6.8K is play money when it comes to beater purchases.

I have windows, but I only pay attention to them when it is towards the afternoon when productivity is waning.

“Let me tell you all about the boring shit I get to see outside my WINDOW OFFICE AT TIMES SQUARE.”

They need to place a shield for when that belt breaks. Someone could lose an eye.

We San Franciscan residents who had a front row seat to Harris’s shenanigans when she was DA are not surprised.

Not with a tub of salty popcorn and a 24oz soda.

You could also wear a diaper and not have to take your ass out of your pants to poop.

Cars are a means of production.  Ask the taxi, Uber, Lyft, or Door Dash driver.

Off to the re-education camp..I mean “resort” in Siberia for you.

You “privatize” other people’s property.

or just buy a wheel lock so that, even if someone gets into your car, they can’t take it anywhere.

The most Finnish way is delivering that economic report while sniping Russian officers.

Add in a security detail and staff and a private jet becomes much more economical.

Amateurs.

Skip all your steps and just grab the toilet brush. Use the brush as a plunger and force water down the pipe. When you run out of water, flush and repeat until the clog clears.

Manner of Death (...Pending)

He is going to bathe in your motor oil while he takes bites out of your ECU.