In theory, yes. Uber should be profitable like AirBnb.

DO IT!  DO IT!

Us normal people drive our cars.  In many cases, they also have to baby so they have to be in running and usable condition.  They can not sit in the field like an old race horse waiting to die.

This is just hoarding. You have to actually maintain and use those cars. There is no fun and ridiculously expensive to just buying a car and throwing it in storage.

Your comment lit up the internets.

The obvious choice is the Panamera.

G/O needs those sweet advertising bucks.  Now submit to your new overlords and let them follow your scrolling history.

Are you implying something as trivial as fire has stopped people such as internet fame whores before?

Biden and Powell did an episode with their Corvettes.

Soviet geologists looking for oil deposits accidentally found a giant pocket of natural gas, which swallowed up their drilling equipment and collapsed into the massive crater we see today.

Keep those dashcams on during servicing folks. I have a suspicion there will be plenty of C8 service tech shenanigans.

2 Girls, one glass is half full cup.

Roll down a long hill.

We BMW drivers are discreet about our transgressions.  It is only a crime if you get caught.

They get manslaugher charges because their Mustangs are bloodthirsty animals.

who the fuck is speeding in a wrangler...

I never had a speeding ticket in the 20 years since I got my license and only received one when my wife complained for hours that driving 75 on a snow covered road on I-80 up to Tahoe was “slow” so I picked up speed. As far as I am concerned, this ticket belonged to my wife.

Doggo licks > cookie dough

You never have to worry about dogs coming after your inheritance.  They will only come after your steak.

You never kissed your spouse after you went down on him/her?