For $5K, go for a Honda Element.  I see them being used for commercial deliveries by small family businesses.

How much fuckwaddery does it take to make ZERO profits with an established company in a good economy?

Sony approved and started filming the sequel to MIB International already?

Or the troops simply blamed the German engineers for designing a shitty vehicle.

The Germans did one better.  Their gaskets are prone to leaks.  Good luck figuring out fluid levels.

Did anyone tell the French to stop their sabotage attempts? They won the war. Why are their products still breaking or falling apart?

Truth in advertising.  Mueller said from the beginning that anything he would say was already in the report.  Did anyone expect anything different?

That is a good outlook. Why waste money on cocaine and meth when there is a perfectly drivable rust bucket available?

Don’t call it a borderline death trap. Call it the strategic tetanus reserve.

You can do this to pre-1974 cars in California.  But god forbid someone tries to keep a cleaner 1990's car on the road.

BMW better cover this option for Amex Platinum card holders.

You don’t know how to use the seashells!?

I call BS.  It is a function of motivation.

Why waste water cleaning dishes? Just eat out of the take out container.

How do you know these people are not anti-vaccer type and will shun any modern medicine as some Koch Brother Deep state corporate conspiracy?

These people will wish they had the plague and be dead by the end of the day. They will more likely contract Trichinellosis that can last for as long as 8 weeks. These idiots can have fun with the runs coming out of both ends.

This idea is not new.  People in third world countries have been using various starches and veggies mixed into meat to increase portion sizes.

If I put a House of Prime Rib King Henry cut on that plate and the guest refuses due to size, that person needs a mental evaluation.

Change those descriptions:

Gotcha.  Crystal clear.