Thank you very much, but I’ll pass.

I kinda want one of those. It would go great with my Nirvana t-shirt

What’ll you do when the Browns come to town?

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

...which sounds hip and cool until you remember that They Might Be Giants were one of the most annoyingly precious bands of the 1990s.

Pai-Gow Poker is what I tell everyone to play. It’s the perfect non-gambler’s table game. It’s infinitely more fun than slots but requires about as much skill.

Why are people convinced Bryce Harper even needs an attitude adjustment? Both times in his career when he’s had the spotlight on him for not hustling to first it was because some other macho asshole wanted to start a pissing contest. It’s astonishing that people think Harper is especially a steakhead. He has just as…

You know what’s even more sad? During his entire tenure in Washington, he did not do one TV commercial for Eastern Motors (where your job is your credit). That’s the real travesty. I think he only did the radio ads.

Don’t play the basketball game? Gilbert would disagree

So if he didnt try to get the fumble do you think the media would let it slide? The narrative would be he has no heart and this is why he sucks.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.