Also…are we pretending that people don’t know who David Geffen is?

Can’t wait to see them on The Challenge!

But harassment without a power imbalance isn’t bullying. It’s “just” harassment.

Yep - bullying requires a power differential, by literal definition.

See: Rowling, Joanne.

Huh?

…I think we have different definitions of “minor.”

Unintentional hilarity, right here!

And what about his daughter being hospitalized for a hate crime?

And when he said he took his daughter to the hospital after a hate crime was committed against his family…is that “complicated,” or just him being a fucking liar?

…yes, corncob.

I mean…not at all?

…lying about your daughter being hospitalized due to a hate crime isn’t “playing by comedy rules.”

I love the Donald Glover interview where he talks about how a guiding principal for Atlanta was that it NOT be “clapter.”

A Thousand Little Pieces is EMOTIONALLY TRUE!

No worries - Kinja is the William Hale of commenting platforms!

This was in response to a hypothetical John Sayles version of the story…which would almost certainly be (at least) an hour shorter and cost 1/100th of the budget.

Chris Cooper would cost a whole lot less than De Niro…and it’s not like he’s a worse actor.

Of course…maybe an Osage director tells the story in a way that doesn’t need $200m.

Two batmen…AND THE JOKER!