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…congrats on vomiting SO MANY buzzwords at someone who agrees with everything you said, while failing to make a single fucking point.

You changed INTO that??”

The sketches were a LOT funnier than any of those episodes.

I laughed more in that sketch than I have at entire episodes, this season.

Which side of the “MicroPenis Energy” divide do you think your “We shouldn’t even try; because they don’t enjoy themselves no matter how hard I work” thesis falls on, haha?

Which is why it’s great that Stewart keeps creating Facebookable content that makes the far right look dumb.

That public forum already exists, my son.

Distaste for idiots is not “bad.”

“that fucker” ISN’T THE AUDIENCE, haha.

*Lit up face*

“Was he hot?”

Sam Weir!

Ooookayyyy?

As a high schooler without cable, South Park Studios was a godsend

“The answer, kids, is violence!”

My best friend from my masters is why I don’t work at the same company as the friend who I met in a sports bar, who is why I don’t work for my dad!

Oh, the UK acting scene is Eton all the way down.

Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson’s daughter!

Da REAL MVP!

It’s such an odd thing to fixate on.