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Feel like the Venn Diagram of “People angry about She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” and “People who don’t read comics” is concentric circles.

She-Hulk isn’t doing anything She-Hulk comics haven’t done!

“Tell me you’ve never read a She-Hulk comic without saying you’ve never read a She-Hulk comic.”

What show are you talking about, haha?

It’s just a lot less immediately engaging than a fictional history full of murder, betrayal, and incest, haha!

Thinking it was like the end of that South Park episode where Stan coaches Pee Wee Hockey.

To be fair…if it’s a kids movie for kids, the animation seems excessively gorgeous!

Pretty sure her last words were either:

Oh, just skip to the section called “Quenta Silmarillion.”

Honestly…that sounds like something directly transliterated from Papa Tolkien’s English-Quenya-Sindarin notes, without a thought given to the implications!

…once you get past the Creation Myth crap, the Silmarillion is pretty fucking great!

I love it…but I also like Boston Legal a lot more than most, haha!

Matt’s such a ho…and it’s fantastic.

I was just adding that the book refers to the guy as “M.”

Paul Mescal for Bond!

Calling someone a virgin loser is like, way harsh, Killa!

The concept of self-identifying as an “incel” literally didn’t exist when Craig was cast, haha.

Like “Incels” weren’t even a thing when Craig took over as Bond, haha - Reddit was only a couple of months old when the casting was announced!

2 and 3 were pretty damn great.

He narrated the first season, then said “Fuck this, I’m out” after they wrote out his childhood abuse as a joke.