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The Boondocks literally aired Pause and Date With The Booty Warrior back to back, haha.

Very fair.

Thanks, real estate developer from rural Ohio.

Hey now, Ants!!!

It is, however, a badge of honor for white folks to weaponize “muh identity” to justify harassing and beating women, and telling black men to shut the fuck up.

Man, Mulaney punches at fucking everyone.

David Alan Grier said, several times, that he voted for Trump.

Right!!!! It’s just like how “The Squad” is loved, adored, and promoted by that the “#Progressive” brand of weird, sour, anti-Semitic incels!

Shit, “rich bros with a tribal mentality” is the best description I’ve ever seen of Plumberduck’s reviews.

Oh man.

Ohhh…and it’s a choice very much influenced by the way his “fans” have been harassing him.

Loved the Savage episode, and I’m a big Zatanna guy.

Playa, playa, big dick playa!

Eh. Cruise would have been just fine if people watched it in a suboptimal way.

It’s honestly the exact same energy as when Ben Stiller describes the process for Les Grossman.

Eh. This is very specifically “This is a Fast Plane Go Zoom film. We built it very specifically around the experience of people seeing Fast Plane Go Zoom in the theatres, so they can have the singular experience of screaming Weeee!!!’ in a room full of strangers.  I would never let this shit go direct-to-video.”

Excitement for new YJ got me through Outsiders (CALL YOURSELF THE TITANS AND FRAME BATMAN INC AS THE OUTSIDERS! CREATE REPRESENTATION THAT DOESN’T REEK OF 30 ROCK STEVE BUSCEMI CHECKING BOXES AS HE SAYS “HEO DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?”!!!)

I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN!  YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN!”

You can pre-add upcoming shows to “My List.”

No Way Home was a Sony production.