He can’t even do the stuff he’s getting paid to do. Rick Reilly was a better SportsCenter anchor.

Nerlins is still in the league though. Bennett was last seen playing 23 games for some Super League team called the Brooklyn Nets.

I’m going to go with “idiot”. The slobbering gratitude to a present or former employer for offering the barest human decency at best and an insulting trail of breadcrumbs at worst, lashing out against other people who try to get fair or better treatment from that same employer ... these are reliable hallmarks of a…

“Appears to have mustache, talks into head-set occasionally. Yells at underperforming people. Pumps fist when defensive stop is made. Team logo is on shirt.” — evaluation of Jeff Fisher by a hypothetical person in charge of Rams football operations.

If you seriously can’t fathom how Jackson describing LeBron James’ friends and associates as a posse could easily be interpreted as a flippant mischaracterization of his associates as a stereotypical band of useless black hanger ons and nobodies and screw-ups, I’m not sure why you were even chosen to write this…

Aren’t you at least going to acknowledge how original and edgy that comment was?

this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

There’s a lot written here and not much being said other than a weirdly hostile “stick to weighty sports issues but sports nonetheless” message.

Does it have to be this cerebral? Information has become much more accessible, while we’ve barely gotten any smarter. Can’t it be as simple as ‘Because LeBron is more recognizable than your average lawmaker’?

Rocket wouldn’t have a friend named Sergio

Never go full screen.

Is this Rocket McFadden after finding out the Cards missed the playoffs?

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

Can you think of an argument for why players should be amateurs, but coaches should be paid?