Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Jack Nicholson? Better than Tom Cruise?

Is your moms name susan? Asking for a friend..

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

The guy had someone else take his SAT for him to meet the (very low) NCAA bar.

Incorrect. That dinosaur fucking sucks. It should be called Chumpasaurus or Dipshitolodaucus.

Tom, being not impressed.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Regardless of how you feel about pipelines or fossil fuels or native peoples this is a master class is government fuckery. Basically, a company says, “Hey, i want to build a pipeline (bc train cars are stupid)”, and then a bunch of government acronyms reviewed and approved it, notably the Army Corp of Engineers. And…

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

I like how you really knuckled down to that opinion.

You've got to hand it to Pierre-Paul, he's certainly had to have had some serious hand-wringing over exactly who to point the finger at in this incident. First-hand journalism by Schefter is one thing, but in today's hyper competitive digital media, everyone is trying to be #1.

Did you forget about dragging an email to the Calendar or Tasks tab to create an appointment/task about the email? That's the single most useful thing in email ever?