Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

Aren’t issues like these the exact reason why you don’t pin your entire franchise hopes on a bunch of 19 and 20 year olds, though?

Awww that’s cute. Billy is a Madrid hater. haha

you sound like a real buzz kill.

have fun continuing to get bad service then? Don’t know what to tell you.

Thank you for all of the fantastic advice you’ve given us. Not that I needed any of it. Not at all. Stop looking at me like that.

That poor Roomba crawled through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards... that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

No way this guy’s a UGA alum. For starters, he seems very aware that the word “metaphor” doesn’t actually contain the number 4. That makes me suspicious.

For a UGA alum, though, that’s pretty good.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to…

“Hey, that’s why the Good Lord gave you two of them.”

Even the best part of the best cooked and seasoned turkey (dark meat, naturally) is still boring.

Thank you. People look at me like I’m fucking crazy when I say that turkey BLOWS.

We did a “No Turkey” Thanksgiving last year and that was a big hit since turkey is objectively the worst meat and everyone loves sides. This year we are just grilling a bunch of steaks. So much better

Me, too!

Wine, wine, wine! I’ll drink to that!

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

This was a mistake. The Marlins could have gotten a couple of young announcers with tremendous upside for Hutton.