Marcelo Huertas? More like Marcelo Huer-did-he-go? Heh. Get it? You get it.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

Up your butt and around the corner

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

C’mon Barry. Saying the crowd was mostly made up of DraftKings employees is a bit misleading. They are also some of the top players on FanDuel.

Hey girl, let me quantify your value.

FanDuel user Brad C. would have attended the protest, but the cost of travel was $350.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

I have red-green colorblindness, the problem is best explained as one of desaturation. There’s not enough pop on some shades of red or green. Add in factors like smaller or distant screens, tired eyeballs and it’s a mess. What really fucks it up here is both teams are wearing white helmets.

I think by purchasing a VW you already signed up for the brand stigma that comes with questionable reliability.

There’s more money in baseball than there’s ever been, and the players are getting the smallest share they’ve ever known.

Leave it to Pearland police to stop what NBA referees refuse to call.

What are you talking about? It’s incredibly easy to convert a three-point shooter into someone who takes long 2s instead.

Well at least now we don’t have to worry about the Lakers wanting to trade for him.

Subway Jared used to sit courtside for most Pacers games. And was probably the biggest “celebrity” fan for any Indy team.

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