He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

Wow one sentence and I can't even get it right...

How about we send you back to fucking Vancouver for a year. Then we'll see who's being obtuse.

Player-coaches are now forbidden under collective bargaining.

Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

This press conference really packs a punch. It smacks of sincerity, and hard-hitting truths. Pound-for-pound, I can't imagine a better result for Ray and his ball-and-chain. Glad to see he is fighting for his public image; he could have just slapped some type of generic response together. His wife is a real…

He didn't mince words.

A triumvirate would be a great idea, like having two people chairing operations for specific parts of the league and one independent arbiter to prevent owners from doing stupid things and keep the game's reputation afloat.

Oh, wait...

As true as it is that this was un-self-aware on Rice's part (not to mention the ridiculousness of the tweet), press conferences like this are stagecraft. There is no way that an organization like the Ravens didn't prep these two ahead of time. That means that someone in their communications shop coached Janay Rice to…

"Sometimes in life, you gotta go to the bathroom." -Ben Roethlisberger

That's why she regret's her role in all of this. She's a fucking failure.

"Sometimes in life, you get..."

"Sometimes in life, you get stabbing pains in your sides. That's probably just cramps from lack of potassium." - Ray Lewis

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

Clay Travis: Yeah, finally! That scumbag Ray Rice is going to get what he deserves for his actions!

The goal was epic, but, my God, Howard's outlet pass to start the counter was pure Kevin Love perfection.

It's funny, because you are the entitled American sports fan Greg describes in paragraph three.

Right on, pimpin. Although Landon kind of reminds me of a certain class of hipster we have here in philly. But your point's taken.

Look up Landon's world cup stats, versus Cristiano, Messi and Van Persie.

blue always wins in all neon-colored food/beverage choices. ALWAYS.