He actually believes "culture beats scheme". Hope he enjoys his culture from home next playoffs.

The two producers you listed. None of them sound even remotely close to Mike Will.

Are you really comparing those two to Mike Will Made It?

I need aloe vera for the burns this caused me.

Right? That doesn't seem like a Deadspin headline.

If, "It's just business" why does the headline say he "hosed" them? Whats the alternative? Say nothing about your free agency plans, get traded for the most value, and possibly end up in a shit city or losing team? The team trading for him was going to ask whether or not he was amenable to an extension. His off-season…

Easiest position to replace? Have you see the Heat this season? Shit... have you seen them in the last 5 seasons?

Are you gonna lecture us about the five pillars next?

#fivepillars

I agree. But those men are generally not on this website. We make fun of THOSE guy on here.

But who is this advice intended to be helpful to? If this is helpful advice for a man, that man needs a lot more help than a blog post.

I'm just not getting this sub blog. At least when it comes to the "how to ____ at women with ____" posts. Who is all this stuff intended for?

What "wrongdoing", man? What's the difference between taking PEDs and taking a huge fucking injection to hide the body's screaming pain before/during a game?

I still remember that damn jingle: DZ! Where kids wanna be!!!!!

These assholes take sports so seriously that they start to believe all the nonstop garbage hot takes they spew actually matter. EVERY single fucking issue becomes a matter to be taken "seriously".

But the time has come for him to risk something

Billy...

Well, if anything, history's going to be kind to Chris Bosh.

"become opt out of his contract this summer"

Why is this still a thing? How is SI not blasted for this shit every year?