My wife and I were at SUR three years ago, and he actually works there, even when they’re not filming. The same is not true for the others, apparently. I asked my wife if she wanted a pic with him (he was more than happy to take pics with people) and she said, “I thought I did, but... no.”

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

He hates windmills because he was in a dispute about them in Scotland involving the view from his idiotic golf course. It’s the level he operates on. This dispute didn’t go exactly how he wanted it to go, so he’ll forever consider windmills to be his enemy and he’ll stop at nothing to enact his revenge against them,…

Esther, I truly appreciate your sacrifice of reading all of this hot garbage because I couldn’t take it. I had to stop at the end of March. He is absolutely remarkably stupid. I mean sure he’s wrong most of the time but mostly he’s just plain dumb. Especially for someone with such a high profile gig. He is so very…

As someone also living in Canada, in a town where a woman was intentionally hit by a trailer hitch thrown from a vehicle because she was walking while Indigenous, I unfortunately am disgusted but not surprised. This isn’t just a Trump problem. 

I found the actual musical to be kind of like this as well. When Cats finally came on TV, my Mom and I were sooooo excited..we love kitties! It’s Broadway’s longest running musical! Oh boy!! Is it time yet, is it time yet?

This film is going to rescue Christmas for everyone who isn’t looking forward to spending the day with their families. You can make them go see CATS! with you, and there will be so much collective what-the-fuckery that whatever else you experience cannot be worse than what you just saw unfold on the screen.

Ugh.  I am way too old for this, but I’m totally gonna watch.

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

The last few years, my mom has made sugar cookies using her excellent collection of cookie cutters, and my brothers and I have decorated them with an assortment of sprinkles. No icing, just colored sugar and sprinkles for our designs. The trouble is, we’ve been upping our game each year, and it’s gotten to the point…

Get you being all brave and speaking truth to *checks notes* um, a blogger who is talking about how they hate the thing your’re complaining about but you decided they only hate it because of some strawman bullshit you just made up?

For Christ’s sake, people. Do not use a baseball bat to go beat up somebody you think needs an ass kicking. At best, that’s aggravated assault (a felony). At worst, it’s attempted murder (a worse felony). We all love our daughters. If we use our fists instead of deadly weapons, we can convey that love violently while…

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

So the NCAA is like the Catholic Church of Sports?

A basketball player couldn’t have a wedding registry, but if he had raped someone, he wouldn’t have been penalized? Okay then!

My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…

Elizabeth Warren was the first candidate to pull out of the debate

I don’t live in Los Angeles, so I don’t know the exact demographics of the district he’s running in, but it can’t possibly be good politics to run an Armenian genocide agnostic (a couple years ago he “evolved” to the point that he officially doesn’t know for sure if the genocide happened or not, which just barely…

Actual conversation between my mom and me:

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”