Just like the McRib coming back when pork prices fall, this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

Best of luck with the new project, which looks like it’s going to be quite the ride based on that link in your social profiles. I’m not sure what the car-person equivalent of “break a leg” is — blow a head gasket? Break a timing belt? Whatevs, you understand the sentiment. Godspeed, gentlemen.

Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels.

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

The Maine thing is to get this all sorted out...

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

Or just, like, the keys to the pickup trucks after you arrest the yokel who parked it.

Pretty sure there is a reason this Tesla has gone so many miles and hasn’t crashed yet -- there are no all white tractor trailers crossing in front of it.

The galactic empire obviously

Space, still the only entity to get their roadster. 

Depends on the coon. I used to “golf”. I swung a club, looked for a white ball and cussed a lot, but I wouldn’t call it golfing. I will say I got my money’s worth. Most people got to swing at the ball half as much as I did.

Tom is on the right track here. The kids are big enough that you aren’t messing with the bulky child seats anymore, but small enough to easily fit in the back seat of a Challenger, and it meets all your other criteria to a T.

Or, a Bond villain HQ like the Liparus.

Those people aren’t spending $10-12k for the FSD promise.

There’s lots of people who just wanted a nice EV and aren’t invested in Tesla as a brand or idea.

This could all be solved with a Monthly Seat Mobility Subscription (MSMS) to move the seat. Base subscription gets you 60 seconds of adjustment per month for, oh, $30, then it’s $1 each additional second. Otherwise you just live with whichever way the seat was last time you paid up.

As long as you’re not overly concerned about the condition of the baby, lots of machines will properly clean them.