It wasn’t allowed in the Fox News cafeteria, for fear that it would steal the job of good old American ketchup.

To him, the world only exists as it relates to him. People, places, events, knowledge that are not directly related to him do not exist. That’s why the news media is all lies meant to take him down, the Mueller investigation is a “witch hunt,” and the defeat of Luther Strange (bittersweet as it is) is a direct attack…

I deleted the facebook app from my phone, and it has noticeably eased my stress. I wasn’t that active to begin with, but reading other people’s posts is draining.

As I said to someone else, my top tip is deleting the social media apps. It adds a couple of steps to logging in and removes the instinct of opening and scrolling. It’s a small thing but it was a huge help in reducing my Twitter time.

I never had the old kindle, but the paperwhite is worth it for the backlight alone.

Greta van Susteren basically said the same thing when the Roger Ailes stuff was going down.

I always thought it was because of Star Trek’s computer being voiced by a woman

Right, and intervening years have featured friendlier male-voiced AIs, like Jarvis from the MCU.

So is that dancer in front of Ms. Spears about to nurse from her ample bosom? Feels very Grapes of Wrath-y.

5 years? For me, it’s a cool decade. I have not worn any other kind of jean roughly since becoming a legal adult. I tried on a pair of bootcut, immediately felt teen anxiety and returned that shit to the hanger posthaste. There are some folk in these comments saying they hate the skinny but tbh they look great on me…

Better Off Ted and Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 are possibly the 2 funniest comedies ever.

And Josh Groban! First time I ever heard him sing was on this show. I said “Wow, why isn’t he famous? What a voice!”

It’s really hard to do a proper boycott these days, so many companies are owned by the same people. :/

Oh, yes. She was from Iberville. Though, please note, that this is about thirty years ago! Not sure if time as well as region alters lingo in Québec!

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

God dammit, I was happy for a second there that I could go back to a ridiculously easy hair look for my hair, but noooo I’m not under 25.

One thing that bugs me is how few restaurants serve straight up peas as a side.

Have you ever ate pudding while sitting on a vibrator? That’s probably where you went wrong.

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

Where have you been for the past 6-7 years? the 90s has been in style since 2010 or something like that. I keep seeing all sorts of 90s trends on teens everyday for years. I don’t mind it because I was a teen growing up in the 90s and I love the 90s, it was a great decade.