so you skipped most of the episode, is what you're saying

i was however longing for a return to cisco's family so thank you, yes. like i don't particularly care for dante as a person and god whoever they hired in that other episode to play their mom CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH WORTH SHIT but i care about cisco a lot so, i'll take any outside development he can get

i'm so thrilled we had to suffer through another classic arrowverse 'protag talks to a bunch of different people about the same issue in the hopes that one of them will give them a satisfying answer' episode. couldn't be happier

he reminds them every so often that he rules it. the end

ah! now we know where barry's speed has actually gone

addendum: fire casper crump. enough with this weasel man

THE HEAT/COLD GUNS NEVER GET TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING??? like on the flash they were real weapons with real, lethal consequences and here they're just like… idk. a warm bath. a frosty wind. enough

in all honesty every time casper crump was like STRIKE ME IF YOU DARE i was like "ok, so what's the hold up?" that brainwashed carter did nothing for me and it should have done nothing for her. she should have been like I'M NOT THE BITCH YOU THOUGHT I WAS and caved in his skull

my god this writing is weak. i'm sorry, i'm just… i keep coming back to it with every new chunk i watch as i catch up and it all hurts. of the three arrowverse shows, LoT is the redheaded stepchild when it comes to writing.

LET ME JUST PULL THIS FULLY CLOTHED INFANT OUT OF MY WIFE

to be fair, batman is off-limits in gotham.

tbh. literally THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

where's that one tweet about imagining a japanese superhero who, when coming up against a shady american corporation, is confronted by a cascade of attacking cowboys

remember when the flash and arrow WERE concurrent, before the cw kept hitting us with hiatus after unsynced hiatus? barry's appearance seems really unnecessary, and also kind of… idk, why bother if all he gets is "sorry i was late." "zoom?" "yeah." and then a dismissal that makes use of speed that JUST THE NIGHT…

as a side note: did… did grey actually die? i was honestly lost on that one, and it was only coming to the comments here that clued me in that that might have been the case.

same! i can't wait to see him actually get to stretch out in a scene lasting longer than three seconds, now.

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well, with harry having his AMAZINGLY BAD IDEA to have another particle accelerator explosion, we very well might get an earth-1 killer frost! and kid flash! and jesse quick! [oprah voice] YOU GET POWERS! AND YOU GET POWERS! AND YOUUUU GET POWERS!

YOU KNOW I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THOSE CUTOUTS… not to mention there was something kind of weird about how, uh. let's say "not emotionally compelling" their expressions and poses were. "vaguely disapproving" and "hi honey" are not the looks i would rely on to trigger an emotional response from a supervillain.

THE APOLLO CANDY BARS FROM LOST THOUGH!!