“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

Typical. “Well, she consented to have sex with THAT guy, so we thought....”

oh no Julianne, you’ve just made me realize I’m too old because I don’t know what that is and I don’t know if this is you sharing a simple fact or if it’s a joke, excuse me while I go play bridge and rub some bengay into my joints

“But it’s an important vacation that I swear was in the planning for months. Yes, I only bought the tickets yesterday. So what? Months, I said! Are you calling me a liar?! I’ll sue!”

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

Cool story, bro