Pedestrians are getting pretty wiley these days. You gotta keep making improvements if you want to catch them.

I didn’t see the part where Erin said it was great to buy this.

“I had sort of hoped that it might be the number one most losing carmaker of the Big Three. I had forgotten, though, that Ford had somehow lost a good $2 billion, meaning that FCA can’t even be the best worst.”

In the very least we’ve found the people who have never driven in NYC. It’s fucking miserable.

Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

I was joking with my wife about the crazy incentives going on right now. and then 2 days later i ended up with a fully loaded 2019 Ford Flex in my driveway. I am very thankful that we have both be able to stay employed throughout this. Flex was cheaper than her Edge she had and the dealership really wanted to move the…

“Executives are confident that the worst may be over amid the coronavirus outbreak...”

Fun is just a byproduct of our landscape.

This is not the last virus that the automakers and the rest of us will have to deal with. We need to be preparing for the next virus attack.

Jack, everyone can line up and get injected with bleach and put UV light inside their lungs and be cured.  I don’t see what points you are trying to make here

I’m sure he and his business school pals will get a handle on complex epidemiology just as quick as they brought peace to the Middle East.

That hurt to read. 

Don’t worry. Jared Kushner will protect us.

It absolutely infuriates me that Musk can announce something like this, take the plaudits (including a lot of news outlets erroneously saying Tesla was making the ventilators), and then totally not bother to do anything.

Oh sorry, the app said you have 13 days of ventilator time remaining but those hours expired and we just forgot to update your balance. Please provide a valid credit car to continue use.

I think the point is that many/most times these people don’t have true empathy. They don’t really care. They just say it because they read in some MBA book that it’s a good thing to do. If they really were empathetic then their actions would reflect it.

You got it wrong: It’s Tesla, Book of Musk: 4:20.

Neutral:

2nd gear: I still laugh every time I hear an “Amazon is hiring” commercial on the radio where they say health and safety are their top priorities. Fuck you Amazon.

3rd Gear: Every time I hear some bloated, overpaid asshole says ” Our thoughts and prayers go to families....” should be executed and their entire paycheck and stock options should go to the families of the deceased.