But since when do the Republicans play by the rules? I can see them glossing right over the errors and omissions, like they do on everything else.

I assume the "why" is something along the lines of "fuck Obama" and nothing more.

It seems like Nissan drivers are the new a-holes of the road. Driving like dicks or very, very slowly.

If we weren’t supposed to eat pangolins, why do they look like walking artichokes?

...it makes sense to take the loan and keep more money invested.

I sentence you to go to your room with a copy of each major style manual, and don’t come out until you’ve read all of them.

Every bit of aluminum you’ve handled was already corroded. The advantage of aluminum isn’t that it doesn’t corrode, but that it does it extremely quickly, very uniformly and, without an additional stimulus, avoids the insidious, progressive nature of rust.

4th gear: Low interest rates stimulate the economy, but not in a good way. People aren’t spending money they have. Wages are still stagnant. Low interest rates are enabling people to buy things they need, like cars, in the short term, but all that debt is going to come back to haunt us. The big orange is going to get…

4th Gear:

“Tesla is recalling 15,000 Model Xes” - recalling them to where, the mall? 

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

No. Just no.

Better yet, can we find a way to blame coronavirus on ticks and bed bugs and then launch some kind of massive campaign to eradicate those vile pests once and for all?

Coronavirus transmission is Ford's new name for the Powershift...

I believe my thinking after the primaries was, “I can vote for a career politician who only wants power, or I can vote for a “businessman” who couldn’t keep a casino in the black and only wants power.”

I haven’t heard any xenophobia or racism from any of this (outside of the media mentioning it), but I was more than a little concerned when I read that it most likely spread when bats, civets, and other animals were in close quarters in a food market, pissing and shitting on each other.

The only reason Trump won is because he was running against a literal Clinton. Many bad decisions were made on every end during this election.

If this finally triggers a recession in the US, expect lots of bizarre tweets.

I have never heard of anyone saying the US or Truman were heroic for using nuclear weapons. The discussion is always whether it was the right call balancing the number of lives on both sides that would have been lost if the Japanese home islands had to be invaded to end the war against the losses from the bombs, and…

I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.