You forgot: “Running over signs in parking lots.”  That’s a biggee.

Yeah. The Afghanistan and Iraq wars are really GREAT for the USA.

re: “Meanwhile, there’s a Ford Mustang EV SUV that is very promising, but that everyone seem to have forgot about.”

Not quite:

Yeah. Should be ‘F-240Z.’

The DeLorean had curves.

re: “Tug of wars are the dumbest, most pointless thing there is.”

The whole ‘trade deal’ crap will be pretty much moot; the Chinese will simply cheat any way they can, and then some. The $50B ag products purchase is somewhat measurable, and is just another bribe—along with the welfare (aka ‘subsidies’)—given to the Midwestern pencilnecks who voted for Trump.

Agreed.  But, if you can afford a 350 you can probably swing a couple grand for the school (well, maybe not after you buy gas).

No clutch in a 500 (well, no clutch pedal).

Problem is, unless you have a track nearby there are no places to safely and responsibly enjoy a car like the 500. I have a Bullitt and I rarely get a change to get it over 80 in my daily commute.  There are backroads nearby, but there’s often a sheriff’s deputy coming the other way.

“... Utah Motorsports Campus outside of Salt Lake City”

re: “Ferraris are about having an amazing driving experience.”

re: “Long term solution we all need to have way less children. lower population most environmental problems get much better.”

re: ‘“It’s been making that noise for months, but I’ve just been turning the radio up.”’

Ford may have a winner (I’ll keep an eye on their stock):

My favorite are the ‘REAL MURKINS’ that drive around for 20 minutes looking for a parking spot that’s 50 feet closer to the entrance of the Waffle House. Invariably, they are morbidly obese—not their fault, of course—and the cars seem to emit a groan of relief when they exit.

TBH, many human beings aren’t ‘great stewards for things’ they DO personally own.

re: “... the 55 and up crowd are all buying luxury trucks and SUVs and are going 35 in the left lane while screaming into their cell phones about how they don’t need an eye exam...”

Just overclock ‘em.