Slightly related - when I was a kid, my grandparents owned a hardware store and small engine repair service back in Detroit... you know, back before there was a Home Depot on every other corner. Anyhow, my grandpa swore that there was nothing that couldn’t be fixed with some WD-40. He used that shit for pretty much…

That’s nothing Try playing the Wal Mart Song while standing in line at a Wal Mart.

Is there a way to unlock God Mode? Jesus Mode looks kind of lame.

*feature not a bug. Less mass involved in the crash allows for less damage to the passenger compartment.  That’s LMP1-level tech right there.

Wow I thought my wife and I were the last people on earth to do this same thing. People asked the same questions, we gave almost identical responses. We were also the people with three heads.

It’s because of that new-fangled indeependent rear suspension. If that were a solid axle like god intended, he probably could have saved it with a really cool powerslide or some shit.

How about one of the hosts of “the Man Show” - Two Guys Garage. Those guys say “man” about 300 times an episode. It’s so gnarly!

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Despite the fact that we have my wife’s neice almost every Saturday and the back seat pretty much swallows her. It wasn’t until I put the base and car seat in the back that she beleived me that you can have a Mustang and a kid.  I kept telling her if I can fit back there it isn’t that big of a deal to put a car seat…

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

“I WILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS ABOUT GERMAN ENGINEERING! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!”

I thought only Taco Bell served explosive food.

Wow. G-d bless that Ford.

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

If you’re traveling around Canada, this is a common site. Most of our switches have natural gas heaters.

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

I’ll see you in court SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Don’t worry. This thing has a couch for you to sleep on.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?