Lena Dunham’s dress is way better looking up close. I really like it on her and I usually hate her red carpet choices.

And then Michele Lamy said “Hold my drink, Rick. I’m going to show these kids how to do avant-garde.”

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

“Julie Chaffetz spends most of her time in Alpine, Utah, where the Chaffetz family lives. She says that she’s there for the majority of the year, only joining her husband in Washington, D.C. every few months.”

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

“Well I don’t care if you’re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you’re probably clean
There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you”

Excuse me while I go vomit in the trash can.

THIS!!!!!

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

Let’s not forget that Ted Nugent classic “Jailbait” where he talks about wanting to rape a 13 year old and suggests that instead of arresting him, a police officer should rape her, too:

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

If someone on the left wore a hat in the Oval Office, these very same people would be shitting blood.

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Yeah, all this really tells me is none of these guys work with women. There’s nothing noble about refusing to eat lunch with a coworker.

It’s not only a worldview that (unless Mike Pence is enough of a weirdo that he doesn’t do any of this social/professional stuff with dudes either) excludes women in the man’s professional sphere from receiving the same socially-derived career benefits as men in equivalent positions.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

Weird so many of these conservative guys fuck all their male friends after they grab a bite to eat.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…