We’ve been wondering what traits will be required for a Republican to openly challenge Trump, and now we know.

Just stop.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

The ones that are still rabidly supporting him are pathetic and small-minded and they will be there until the bitter end praising the Dick Traitor. There are others who are quietly backing away and hoping that no one remembers their #MAGA hashtags, tacky shirts and the bullshit they were shouting.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress…

You should feel an overwhelming urge to sing “Circle of Life”.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I’m pretty sure this sums up how NJ feels about Chris Christie:

How are you supposed to feel when you see a bigger bully push a smaller bully around?

Oh yeah, that’s a lot of the theory behind these Russian ties. The US banks finally found their balls and stopped lending money to Trump, and that’s basically how he makes his money - loans. After 4? 5? bankruptcies and how many failed companies? You really think he had any money coming in? Nah, it was all loans. So,…

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.

And he didn’t get the 306 he keeps claiming. Officially, he came in at 304 after a couple of defections in the EC.

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”