Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who hangs out at the strip club on Sunday afternoon for the buffet lunch.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Steve Bannon looks like a living ashtray.

she always looks so fucking dirty. no thanks.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Wanton self-destruction is sad, but glamorizing it is gross.

Also on social media! It’s at the point now where even people who used to block followers on Twitter for cursing are doing it themselves (and no longer blocking for it). Of all the unlikely people, we have, in good part, Vicente Fox to thank for that, due to his popularization of #FuckingWall.

Giuliani wants to feel important and included! Please do not forget about him when we get to the tribunals.

Remember before the election when Giuliani said “we have some stuff up our sleeve” and days later the FBI released a letter about Clinton emails? The fact that it happened and Cheetolini’s staff still tells Giuliani confidential things is just one example of their gross incompetence.

This is what his supporters believe or want to believe, and what he (Bannon) wants them to believe. Because getting a visa as a refugee is a one-week process. Right.

Donald is a guy who 1) knows very little about how our laws actually work and 2) is not interested in being honest. Even getting a tourist visa takes months for most people. But I’ll bet a large subset of his supporters will find it convincing.