Trying to be pleased by this news while also bracing myself for the actual nominee somehow being worse.

I read in Politico that he’s also ditched Lewandowski. Sad!

Maybe this is a stupid comment, but I don’t understand why they don’t just give the condemned a massive dose of morphine. A doctor could easily determine a fatal dose and the unfortunate prisoner would fall unconscious quickly.

Adds the Washington Times, Giuliani, previously a Trump favorite, “had fallen out of favor with the president-elect in recent weeks.”

I renounce all prior spirit animals. This paw-stompingly angry marmot is clearly my One True spirit animal.

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

Well, her hair is already dead because she dyes it too much. Seriously Kellyanne just give up and wear a wig at this point.

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

Remember when President Obama played golf on occasion and took family trips at Christmas and in the summers, and everyone took it super well because everyone knows the President has lots of spare time? Me either.

This fuckhead is still pushing the narrative that Obama took more vacation than any other president when we know that’s patently false and freakin’ Camerota agreed with her! You don’t have to worry about the right wingers who agree with the nonsense, it’s the presumably left wing folks who fall for it too.

hobby =/= employment, you pandering skin suit

I want her dead too. Just for the record.

true - more than half the country saw right through him.

And there you have it, in a nutshell. Poor people shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Period. The only reason for the existence of poor people is to work long hours for very little money to make rich people richer. They cannot have lives outside of work, families, or anything that might take them away from their…

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

Love ya, Uncle Joe, but you’re 74, and will be 78 in 2020. Time for the torch to pass to a new generation. Find a good candidate and put your moral weight behind him or her.

But before you scoop your shattered hopes from the dustbin, know that Suprun will not vote—or encourage others to vote—for Hillary Clinton. Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.

anything that erodes Trump’s credibility, mandate and authority—even a little—gets a vaguely helpless nod / desperate thumbs up combo from me.