Again, not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you can say anything in a trial, even if the judge might demand it be struck from the record, call a mistrial or even jail you for contempt of court(but when you’re facing a minimum of life in prison, who cares about a week or so in jail as punishment for courtroom antics?)…

I know they look like raging alcoholics, but in reality they are bloated by hatred and anger.

Trump’s cabinet:

Romney is probably the only adult in that room, so of course the right hates him now. I hope Trump appoints him so that heads will start exploding.

Another nightmare in a long series of nightmare picks. I can’t believe this is where we are now.

Steve Bannon also looks like an alcoholic Captain Kangaroo.

Seriously, WTF. What if I bring my own lighter? Can I get a discount?

For a party that hates big government they sure do a lot of it.

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Steve Bannon is the deadly space virus.

Since this is a Dirtbag, may I present a Dirtbag Extraordinaire

And fuck you TMZ.

Im really stoked about the ACLU getting that funding. Good on Heard.

Fuck you depp.

I see one idiot gun owner right now. Gun laws apparently don’t apply to you. How many other “responsible” owners think they’re above the law, too? That’s a lot of armed idiots. Please prove how your non-military and non-police training makes you in any way qualified to handle a shooter armed with an semi-automatic…

I see this happen all the time with conservative women. They will deny, deny, deny that they are feminists or that we need feminism bc men and women are equal and they already have equal rights (supposedly) here in the US . But any criticism against them or against a woman they approve of is automatically labelled…

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

You, however, can fuck off.

The five stages of coping with spree killings: