My original theory was that he would get impeached 6 months in (give or take 3 months). My new theory is that he will quit before the inauguration.

You’re maybe preaching to the wrong group. Anyone reading Jezebel who is old enough to have a history of participating in general elections has almost certainly been voting in favor of education (trolls excepted).

I’m hoping he’ll quit.

He is no one’s president. Title or not, he will at best be a cardboard cutout of a president that yells and tweets.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

It feels similar to a group of teens who are obsessed with a boy band. Each teen has their favorite, and each respects the others favorite, everyone can make a decent case for their side, but they often squabble over who the best boy band member is. Except now it’s replaced by the worst, it just makes everyone more…

The UN will send us very harshly worded letters that will cripple us from within, bro!

Also since they hold all of the levers of power whatever happens is their fault. They will blow up the budget, since they don’t give a fuck about the budget when they are in charge.

Sincere thanks to all of you at Jez and The Slot that continue to report this shit.

Imagine looking like that and thinking your genes were superior.

You don’t see any vagrant squeegee guys harassing drivers on Qatar now, do you?

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Guys, I worry that the right hand does not know what the extreme right hand is doing.

It’s going to be weird watching the right splinter over the next 12 to 18 months, between the nutty and the not nutty enough and all the various degrees of each. I’m not saying we’re not all on a train going into the United Carnival of America’s Tunnel of Hell, but the problem with having the WH and both houses of…

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“illegal aliens, people who shouldn’t be here, receive free home”

I live in Wyoming and saying this about coal makes Republicans very angry:

“As a straight, white, Catholic male, I check every single box of deplorability.”

We have had our jobs held hostage for political reasons, worked without pay, and had our budgets slashed, all while being publically dragged through the mud and portrayed as the enemy.