I don’t.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

The number of gay men I’ve met who assumed it’s fine to grab women’s body parts because they aren’t personally attracted to those parts is . . . not zero. It “wasn’t a sex thing” so they didn’t bother to consider women’s bodily autonomy and that maybe they didn’t want those parts to be grabbed. Unfortunately not…

haha, here’s the mug: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013OBR9WS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1. i’m gonna fill it with champagne on tuesday and drink away my feelings.

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s

‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent.

Both lived, but one’s ability to believe in love died.

Except that Trump supporters use BILL Clinton’s infidelity as a reason to NOT vote for Hillary.

It completely matters as more to pile on the whole hypocritical shit show about 45% of voting Americans are.

Yep. It won’t make an inch of difference in this election but I guess it’s still important to pile on the evidence for Trump’s disingenuousness and gross hypocrisy.

Fun McFunster over here.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Well I guess it’s true what they say, the truth is stranger than Pingu adult fan fiction.

Roger Goodell just suspended him for two games.

That humiliating hop over the branch at the end...smh

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

Looking forward to the follow-up where the dad penguin refuses to look Jeff in the eye while picking up the kids for a movie and some Applebee’s

She might have got the house but at least you ain’t payin alimony penguin

This Penguin had to learn what I learned the hard way, if you come home to find your lady cheating on you then you can’t win her back. Even if you do take out her new dude’s eye.