She is saying Monica is a ghoul to the Clintons. Her ghost — the Ghost of Scandals Past — is haunting them. She won’t go away! But yeah, fuck Camille Paglia. How does such an idiot get any credibility at all? She’s walking truth of the monkey typewriter hypothesis.

Never watched The Bachelorette. Never gonna watch The Bachelorette. But I enjoyed this conversation and now feel I have all the understanding of The Bachelorette that is required of s civilized person. Thank you.

Or not. Maybe she would have been just a nice, ordinary human without all that horrible pressure. I hate this culture of specialty and excellence that harasses all of us, but especially children.

LOVE HIM. LOVE LOVE LOVE OBAMA. OBAMALUUUUV.

I thought that was a picture of Ellen Burstyn.

Horribly distressing.

Who can issue an emergency order to free these kids?

Wow. How self-serving can you get? Did he fall on his knees and beg the judge not to send his (allgedly) beloved kids ro a juvenile detention facility filled with juvenile criminals? No? Fuck him.

That is SO FANTASTIC! I will be escorting my daughters and some of their soccer teammates. Does anyone know the best vantage point for the parade? Should I hit up my Wall Street friends or show up at 2 am for a street spot?

Add water to the wet food. Some cats don’t drink. This was the only way to get water into my hydrophobic feline.

I was nice! Promise! Of course it wasn’t their fault. But I no longer shop there.

Verrrry interesting. I stopped shopping at the Brooklyn Whole Foods because they are frequently “out” of promoted sale items (also a violation of consumer-protection laws, I believe) and because I caught them twice incorrectly ringing up promoted sale items at regular, non-sale prices. Managers made good on it, but…

You were a kid! But maybe there’s something you can do today? Reach out to your friend, donate to an incest survivor’s group? Volunteer for an organization that works with abused children?

You may tell her that you sincerely believe an abortion is the best solution here, but threatening financially is not OK. You might want to think about the options if she decides to continue the pregnancy, which she might well do if she feels bullied.

Fucking depressing. It’s a difficult time to be an American.

Mitchum! Someone please post Mitchum!

Mitchum! Someone please post Mitchum!