The best adaptation I’ve seen to date is Kurosawa’s Throne of Blood.

Whatever. I was into vinyl when it was on vinyl.

“The Human Jai Alai Reel,” because he whips the ball around so fast?

And all of this because Lucas is such a huge Kurosawa fan.

Excess fabric has always been a problem for Nike

Magic makes sense...

That's a damn strong coffee table...

This reminded me of the hammer fight in the original Oldboy.

They should have gone with the Capitol Building. That thing’s been a plug for a while now.

Does he get an 80 game suspension if they can prove he’s hopped up?

(b) sired lots of children (apparently totally intentionally).