He will be replaced by Curb Your Enthusiasm’s David Mandel.

"Ewwww you are a human person grosssssss"

I don't get why people are grossed out by human hair. It's all over you! You're manufacturing it constantly! It's protein!

I don't even really understand the hoopla over stranger's hair, but I ESPECIALLY don't understand anxiety over your lovemaking partner's hair. You guys kiss! You literally shove your spit into each other's mouths. How is that not grosser than a fallen off hair?

I so don't care about hair in food. Its been cooked, so its not like it has diseases on it.

Whenever my SO complains about my hair in his food, I usually bring up him letting the dog lick his face since she also licks her own asshole. Or if I'm feeling really cranky/put a lot of work into dinner, I suggest he can go back to living off toast and omelets and discounted prepared deli foods.

Sigh

Romper + intoxication + porta potties used by unwashed masses = poor / hilarious fashion choice.

My husband goes crazy about hair in food, which I think is extreme. Especially when it is prepared in your own home so it's probably from someone who you exchange bodily fluids with on occasion. And to be honest, it is probably his own doing. He wipes the counters, floor and sink with the same rag and then puts it…

my dude likes my hair long. It was chin length(grown out from the bitchin'est mohawk) when we started dating over 6 years ago and now I've grown it out to bra strap length.

this is America, everyone is allowed to have bad opinions

I find the show enjoyable.

Believe me, it ends up in our buttcracks too. Always a surprise...😳

Well.. it’s court record, so it’s public unless protection is needed for the victim. Seems like one of those damned if you do, damned if you don’t situations. If you keep court records under seal, then the government can’t be held accountable if they should violate your rights, but if they are public, then your awful…

I agree. That’s why I can’t bring myself to listen to it. If Sandra Bullock’s okayed the release of the tape, that’s another story but something tells me that’s not the case.

I hate when 911 calls get posted on the news and stuff. Why are they being posted as entertainment? As something funny? She’s legitimately terrified. Someone is in her home who could harm her. They should be private calls, not up for public consumption, especially if you’re a celebrity. I don’t get it. It seems like a…

That time I was an inpatient at a mental institution, the entire ward got together to watch Shutter Island on AMC.

Don't watch jaws if your going swimming, don't watch walking dead if there's a zombie apocalypse and definitely don't watch falling skies if there's an alien invasion, and don't watch downtown abbey unless you want to pull your own eyeballs out

This is less bad in terms of frightening me for my trip, but I would HIGHLY recommend never watching Marley and Me whilst in a plane. I made the horrifically stupid choice of watching it for the first time (silly me-I just thought it was about a friendly dog) on a 14 hour plane ride in the middle seat between two…

One of the things I miss most about NYC is the sheer frequency running into people in their 60's through 90's dressed in funky fashions attending parties, art gallery openings, shows, etc.. It seems like everywhere else people turn boring at 40.