Right. My sister heroically resisted the crazed mom wave in her neighborhood that insisted on throwing giant parties for one year olds. She was all “They aren’t going to remember any of this shit.”

Call Consumer Credit Counseling. It is a government program that is free. They will help you get this figured out. They will at least be able to advise you how to go about it.

It’s true! People don’t have more sex the longer they’re together. Unless he’s getting sober or otherwise going through some very intensive internal reformatting, you need to accept this as-is.

Hey, everyone: I was going to write a long, involved post about my California-dwelling sister and her obnoxiousness, but I’m too tired, so I’ll just let you know that I took my change jar to the Coinstar, got $60 (!), and then went directly to the record store and bought used vinyl. What a great Saturday!

Don't believe that your boyfriend's libido will "improve". You are setting yourself up for disappointment (voice of experience). If you are not satisfied with your sex life with him get out now!

Is it bad to want bad things to happen to people? Or well, maybe not bad things, but I just want someone’s life to be hard. Or face a challenge. Or a difficulty.

I finally remembered to buy markers. 642 Things To Draw will be a lot more fun now.

Give it at least another month before you make a decision. If you’ve been accepted, there’s no reason you should have to jump on it immediately.

I recently found out that 2 women both affiliated with my former graduate program committed suicide this year. One was recent and the other was a couple of months ago. I only knew one of them, but not well. Many people I know knew both of them. They were both incredibly bright, caring women conducting important…

People, I am sick. Like so, so sick, and all of my illnesses seem to be Holiday Adjacent, which is making me paranoid as far as work goes. I have been in bed all week with body aches, headaches, fever, and a nasty cough.

I’m not, I assume the guy who wrote this email is not too smart/hasn’t been to many places. Further evidence is his awesome “If he were a single guy I could see it being understandable” line.

It’s not about getting a blowjob. It’s about a show of power. Whether or not it would ever end in a blowjob, the asshole guy’s acting out on his need to show that all women are good for is blowjobs.

“Bg is a rare town. It is one of the few universities that have immediate access to bars within walking distance of the campus.”

What’s up with assholes pushing women’s heads towards their crotches? Has this ever resulted in an expected blow job in the history of blow jobs?

Sigh. So Lena Dunham's present to her bf is still.about.her. Awesome. Lessee if she tweets daily to remind him about his awesome present

Jay-Z's music streaming subscription service.

I believe Stine was definitely mocking Bitcoin. Also loved Ms. Sidibe's tweet. She mirrors my confusion. Dax Shepard makes me smile. He seems real.

I believe Kumail is referring to Trever Noah's (misogynistic and anti-semetic) tweets ... which curiously haven't been covered on Jezebel.

Don't you think RL Stine was more making fun of people who use Bitcoin? Maybe I'm being too generous...