#notallmen. But seriously, no, not all guys snore.

Hahahahahahaha, god, that's the best you can do?

Costco has 2-packs of camisoles, but I wasn't paying attention to the colors last time I was there.

That sounds adorable and now my ovaries are tingling.

Oh, you're an idiot.

Why don't you ask somebody about it?

I just want to sympathize and say I'm in a pretty similar situation and it really sucks :(

How are antibiotics going to help with a virus?

Vamos Ticos!!

Dollywood!

Wow, I bet you're a fun person to hang out with in real life.

Elizabeth Warren is so meh. Hillary 2016!!!

I'm driving across the country from DC to Seattle next week for a move. Where should I stop along the way?

Yes to antiperspirants making the problem worse!! I started using regular deodorant because it's easier on clothes and I sweat way, way less now.

Wat

My high school had 200 kids. If all four years hadn't been allowed to attend prom would have been a pretty small party.

WHERE IS RICHARD SHERMAN????

Zipcar.

I have also been dumped in this manner and it really fucking sucks. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I get the ads for degree programs too . . . How do they not realize that's a waste of money?