This guy seriously does not want you to forget how much he looks down upon junk food. Movie theater food is good for you. It's encompasses the whole food pyramid. Science.

They could've at least asked me what shows I'm watching before writing the article. So inconsiderate… (I know it's my fault. I'm just bummed that I now know how Broadchurch season 2 ends.)

How about a little spoiler warning? This is the age of watching TV shows 10 months late when they come on Netflix.

The narcissism is strong with him.

It's amazing how often it sounds like an actual part of a jazz song when he plays. It's a very small percentage of the time, but still enough to be interesting.

I actually expect a pretty large audience overlap.

My favorite character - Walrus Man!

*Clarissa Explains It All joke*

The interviewer in these pieces always seems like a little brother who's trying to prove how cool he is by agreeing with the older brother. "Yea, totally. RHCP are so totally lame. And isn't this stupid too? Oh good, you agree."

Hey, I seent them shows bafore! Make me happy!

Why does the whale sound like a mix between a jet engine and those crazy horses from Avatar?

I can't understand him over the sound of his terrible 2003 emo guitarist hair.

Froggy 101 is the radio station they have stickers for on The Office! That must be significant somehow!

I can't wait to hear it way too many times on the radio until I get sick of it and pray for another decade of not hearing the Gorillaz.

That's not all that uncommon.

At this point, the attendance of the Gathering of the Juggalos must be at least 25% people doing it ironically.

I don't think the problem we had with the prequels was the lack of meta symmetry in the blocking of shots. It's the terrible acting, dialogue, and general goofiness. And terrible CGI.

He says "40" as "foh-dee." That's how you know he's cool.

This clip reminded me how The Avengers was basically just a Michael Bay movie with slightly more clever one-liners and better spacial reasoning.

Over/under: 15 minutes into the movie before Melissa McCarthy's first fart/diarrhea